God sends flood of biblical portions to destroy Houston for anti-trans law
In a surprise move by the Holy Creator, God has sent a flood to wipe clean the wickedness of Houston for defeating a law last year designed to prevent discrimination against the transgender community.
Various business were affected by the floods, delaying flights and shuttering businesses across the city. The unrelenting deluge from the almighty caught proponents of the legislation by surprise. Anti-Trans spokesman Chuck Clouser expressed his dismay by angrily asking "Who knew God was such a liberal?"